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People involved :

JiaHui : ME !
Ming : My bro
Joelyn : Cousin
Merlyn : Cousin's fren
Cindi : Cousin's fren
Clara : Cousin's fren
JiaYi: My GF ! ( UPDATED ! )
Xavier : Round round ! ( UPDATED ! )
passerby : fcked up person
admirer : another fcked up person

Realised those 2 characters are non-important :)
Oh ya , do notice their ang moh are reali .. yea .. that standard .. u know :)

The highlighted comments I added them in for fun :)

This is the conversation , so far ....

Admirer: Actually i've fall for you long ago. Without your smile, my life isnt meaningful. I find that your really very cute, although you got a monkey looking face. But i really like you.

(fall ? my god . you must have many scars . tsk .)

passerby: OMG! look at your monkey face! so sad for your mum
(Fcker , don't discriminate monkeys . I love them )

Admirer: Listen to me, go surrender back to the zoo. They're looking for you. Missing ape.
(ur ang moh jitao worse than my bro )

passerby: please go home put somemore makeup to cover your monkey face. don let your mum cry
(oh no , make up is bad for skin ! )

passerby: your mum must have cry alot
(lesser than your mum :) )

Ming-passerby&admirer: stfu and go home beg ur mum for a dog name and guts b4 u come spamming my ahjie blog .

Ming-passerby&admirer: dare spam dare put name la. attention seeker ? rofl

MERLYN >passerby&admirer: you two are just bloody attention seeker. i agree with you ming(: Keep all those awful remarks to yourself alright?!

MERLYN >passerby&admirer: if you want to comment on people, please comment about yourself first. i bet you are also not that handsome/pretty.

MERLYN >passerby&admirer: dare to tag on people tagbox, why dont dare to leave your link behind?! RETARDED IDIOTS! you are just coward! anyways, you can be tracked down through your IP address and you will be banned!!!

J0ELYN: eh idi0ts passerbys and admirers , judge me when uu're perfect , CRITICISE me 0nly when uu kn0w me ; if i l00k like m0nkey , uu're w0rse than anything else (:

cindi: U dun have the rights to say at all . u're nobody to her . she wont even bother ur comments at all .

passerby: whos ur ahjie ? monkey face ?
(u pig face ? )

passerby: when u going bak to the zoo ? i want watch u perform ?
( pay entrance fee ? I'm expensive )

passerby: did the zoo keeper come to ur house and pick u up ?
( I think they're heading to ur place )

Clara's: passerbys, keep comments to yourself <: she wont entertain you.

MERLYN >passerby&admirer: Blah Blah Blah~ you are a bunch of Cowards idiots.

MERLYN >passerby&admirer: Dare to come out and talk anot?! i bet YOU don't dare cause you are a coward!

Ming: merlyn u relax la, ppl noe how to type oni, u think he will go out ? ._.

passerby: lim bei at parklane wait u
( lim bu coming down :) )

JiaHui: Parklane I saturday going down, leave phone number .

JiaHui: dare leave fucking comments leave ur fucking number down :)

JiaHui: gonna take picture with u and post up on every fren's blog i know

JiaHui: let's see who's the monkey . ***** ! oh no , no vulgarities eh Joelyn ? I mean , beach :D

JiaHui : Oh ya , I've got a beautiful name , what bout you ? Pathetic passerby and admirer . Nobody ever notice u eh ?

(UPDATED !!)I thought I was fierce . But my gf better .

Jiayi: hi admirer&passerby, if joelyn`s mum is sad, then your mums are devastated. because they have ****edup retarded kids like you 2.

Jiayi: however i don`t pity your mum, because it must be karma that she born out bastards like you. guess she worked in geylang for too long already, kana poked too many times. cb kang also tio virus already

Jiayi: ending their kids become lidat? LOL! ~~your PARENTS deserved it. because your family should die & just f*ck off from this world.~~

xavier: woo lei long ahs. so interesing count me in. who wanted to meet at parklane? gimme ur num plzz. i'll be dere

Jiayi: while you both are happily xialan-ing ppl`s blog now, your mums are working hard in geylang trying to earn some pathetic money to pay your electrical bills.

Jiayi: awww,so damn pathetic? why not you call me mum, i take $1k & throw at both your f*ck faces now, bastards?

Jiayi: don`t at here xialan now & say meet at parklane, f*cking leave your name/contact here now, if you have some balls. i 101% confirm your balls are smaller than a meat ball.

Jiayi: if you wuji, then f*cking leave your stupid name & number here. If boji, then f*ck off, go home cry & suck your mum`s nipples.

Jiayi: LOL my bf just said, your balls are smaller than the PI SAI he dig out of his nose. WOW, then your balls must be ****ing small. )): awwwww~~~

Jiayi: so now, go eat more sotong balls & boost your balls pl0xx. so small de balls still come xialan ppl, damn throw face de lehhhh~ )):

Jiayi: aiya, f*ck you la retardeds, knn say meet simi parklane, then now MIA. you got balls just f*cking call me, we chat la. 91546468. i wait for you pubors.

** UPDATED UPDATED ! I didn't know JiaYi was so active there .. Until my cousin told me..

passerby: yo monkey juz came bak from the zoo didn't c u.

JiaHui: Oh my , which zoo did you visit ? No Monkeys ? Must be cheapo zoo . u so poor ?

passerby: btw Jiayi i tink my balls are bigger then u or mayb is u dun have so stfu go home suck ur mother nipples then at here talk

Ming-passerby: manzxx Jiayi is a girl, hw u expect her to have B@LLS ? stop trying to act like a clown and throwing ur own face here.

Jiayi: hey passerby, you haven call my hp to chat? my hp is like hotline, online 24/7 one. recently i keep play dota till morning also nv receive any calls from you leh. i`m waiting for you man,

Jiayi: don`t disappoint me leh, i thought your BALLS bigger than mine? how come i leave no. liao you still haven call me? BTW, you really think your BALLS bigger than MINE? wanna compare is it?

Jiayi: i tell you now, my BOOBS is D-Cup, if you think your balls bigger than MINE, call me on my hp now, we meet up & compare. If yours is bigger, i bring a bi+ch & suck your dick for you.

Jiayi: but don`t be too happy yet, just in case your english is omfg cui, bi+ch is equals to female DOG. enjoy okies. ^.^ its gonna feel damn good. btw, i`m still waiting for your call, bigballs. <3

Jiayi: you wanna play xialan? then come play with me, i loveeeeee to xialannnnn ppl ~~ <3 esp people likee YOU. brainless, dickless, ballless, retarded, pathetic failures in life. weeee ~~~

PASSBY: WHY I CALL YOU?HUMJI AH?YOU CALL ME AND PUT PLACE AND TIME LA.95684687

AST: 91653723 LIM BEI SI AST EH AH TIONG,BO SONG CALL LIMBEI.MONKEY BUDDY

Jiayi: LOL, you funny ar? its WHY must I call YOU?! i leave down number first leh. unless you freaking HUMJI, if not why till now you haven call me?! go learn some manners leh.

Jiayi: i leave down number wait for you, then now you & your dog friend at there bark si mi ? wu ji then you & your dog friend call me together la. i put conference for you 2.

Jiayi: i wanna hear 2 dogs barking at me on the phone. f*cking bo ji useless dogs.

Ming: aiyo, tot u at 1st say parklane or wad shyt, nw wan be gangster put down number le, but still no name ? sian la u, dun make my balls laugh

18: passerby u buey song come tio me la, woodland sec 4f wuji come nia -'-

JOELYN: THANKS JIaYi ! Ah dii ! Cindy and 18 ! (:

passby->jiayi: I **** you till upside down and dont call mother for help

Jiayi -> Passerby: EH PASSERBY! thats the best you can do? to tell me you`ll **** me ONLINE? LOL! EH got some balls to call my hp NOW & say that to me in my FACE?

Jiayi -> Passerby: seriously, why you only at here kpkb nia? why till now haven even call my HP ONCE?! at here kpkb no use one, i leave number liao. its you f*cking bo ji call me. knn, wanna f*ck me right?

Ming: lol jiayi dun get so aggitated, easy old, nt worth ah, relax oni (:

Jiayi: LOL! jiaming, no la. this kind of ppl, only keyboard warriors lai de leh, see they kpkb so much? ending leh? i give no, till now. no one call me sia. tmd. LOL! told u they`re dogs lai de. useless!

passby->jiayi: dog?why call you don 1 pick up?humji?

Jiayi: LOL! KNEW IT! knew you`ll use this kind of lousy excuse. LOL for your info, my hp 24/7 never off one. you nv even call me how i pick up? mai **** leh. damn stupid leh you.

Jiayi: say till nothing to say, then say limbu never pick up your call? LOL! CUI LA YOU, i`m seeing humji people like you almost everyday in garena. LOL! be creative, think of new excused thx. DOGFACE NUB!

Jiayi -> Passerby: come la knn, you think limbu scare you is it ? YOU DON`T EVEN DARE TO CALL ME, you think you dare to F*CK me?! learn how to steam first then come kp la hor. humji dog. pui, i look down on you

Jiayi -> Passerby: btw, your lanjiao don`t have 30CM don`t come kp la hor.

Jiayi -> Passerby: _wait till your small bird can steam till AT LEAST 30cm then come tell me you want f*ck me la hor, you got f*ck before anot? don`t have then don`t come kpkb. pui.

PASSBY: put your number down i will call you better pick up don find anymore excuse

Jiayi -> PASSBY: LOL! i give simi excuse? i`m the first person to leave down number here. yet till NOW, no one ever called me. its YOU stop finding excuses & start calling me NOW! NUB!

passby->jiayi: I call the number you leave down but yet you kup lim bei eh phone?now at here step simi lj

Jiayi -> passerby: LOL! you called me? ZHUN BO?! i was at home the whole day playing dota. my HP beside me nia, you called me? LOL stop lying to yourself leh. stupid retard.

Jiayi -> passerby: wait till 1 day you really dare to call me then come kpkb la hor. humji like f*ck. wait till so long liao, haven even receive 1 bloody call from you. passby->jiayi: kaobei lj put your number no need talk so much

Jiayi -> passerby: LOL! eh, you just now said you called me liao then i nv pick up. now ask me leave number? LOL! DON`T DARE CALL SAY DON`T DARE CALL LA. TALK SO MUCH. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jiayi -> passerby: and secondly, i gave my number a LONG LONG LONG TIME AGO. OPEN YOUR EYES & SEE. obviously, you`ve none. LOL! your mother born you out, never give you eyes ah? haiyoooo, poor thing sioll ~ passby->jiayi: so is umji dont dare to put.no need talk so much

Jiayi -> passerby: LOL! eh you got eyes bo? i`m the FIRST person to leave down my number for you dogs to call. i thought you say you call me liao, then i nv pick up? how come till now still don`t know my number? LOL!

Jiayi -> passerby: you`re self - pwned , dog. HAHAHAHHAHA, i`m laughing my ass off now. :XXXXX LOLLLL~ <3

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That's her real number ..

Ai zai .. Her skills of kao bei-ness is ... kanpuapro !

I think the last time I encounter this kind of stuff is like in Sec school .

Man ! So excited ! LOL ! :)

I know this is childish , But who cares ?

I mean , if you insult me , it's still ok man , I'm cool with it .

But fuck it when you start to insult / curse my parents .

Did they like even , irritate you ?

Take it all on me , what's wrong ?

Scared ?

I see .. your guts .. is smaller than Miga's ball . ;)

The reason why I get involved in this matter is cos'

my cousin's mum is my aunt .

Else I wouldn't even cared .

If it was someone else out there kena attacked like that , all I can do is to just leave a comment like , ask that retard to grow up , grow some sense , grow bigger balls .

But now I'm talking bout my aunt , who raised up my cousin all by herself .

Don't ask me bout the father , i don't know .

So you see the power of Mother Love ?

Now these RETARDS are scolding my aunt of giving birth to a daughter who looked like a monkey ?

Oh man , jus look how pathetic you are :)

Need more attention ?

Babies .

Well , what else can I say except to grow up ?

And if they really leave down their number , I'd definitely go down and make them shut the fck up and apologise for whatever they've done :)

Man , I feel like a heroine .

Oh yea , the font for this post is especially huge , cos I'm fcking pissed . But the non-impt ones , are .. non-impt :)

Lady Gaga - Paparazzi

posted by Jia Hui at 10:13 PM

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